showertimeshmoopsie:

hayiah:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJMYurasNvG/

kivaliszn:

Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. You don’t need to remind them.

horrorgorewhore:

Using horror movies as foreplay. 

redlipgloss:

you know when you love someone and it’s just like.. i would like to make some soup for you

bulwarkstaff:

absolutely love posting in this font size. i have logged the fuck on and im gonna be a real bastard about it

officialfist:

feetpicdealer:

my brain hearing a song from 1970: song.

my brain hearing a song from 2012: holy fuck this is an old song. it’s such an old song. I am listening to an old song. it has been many years

marsixm:

good morning i regret to inform everyone it is in fact another fucking day

hyrude:

mcdonalds is singlehandedly responsible for the gender binary and my torrid relationship with my parents. fucking “girl toy or boy toy?” how the fuck were neopets ever boy toys. every time i had to beg my parents to say boy toy so i could get a pokemon instead of like a greasy beaded bracelet, the seeds of dissent were sown that much deeper

ruinsmami:

no one:

me: i was gonna say something but I forgot